Meet The Floof Meister
As you may or may not know, the Floof-Meister is a very busy person. He doesn't like to be bothered... ever. However, we braved the wrath of the Floof and demanded an interview (we got on our hands and knees and wept). The Floof-Meister was surprisingly cooperative. Below is a copy of the interview with the Floof Meister.
Interviewer: Thank you for agreeing to our interviewing you, your excellency.
Floof-Meister: Make it quick. I'm due for a sponge bath in 10 minutes.
Interviewer: Okay. How long ago did you convert to Floofism?
Floof-Meister: About a week ago, I believe.
Interviewer: What convinced you to convert?
Floof-Meister: I just felt like it.
Interviewer: What's the best part about being the god of Floofism?
Floof-Meister: Daily sponge baths, of course.
Interviewer: What's your favorite color?
Floof-Meister: What kind of moron question is THAT? It's purple.
Interviewer: What's your favorite food?
Floof-Meister: Floofaroni & Cheese
Interviewer: What do you do in your spare time?
Floof-Meister: I seek enlightenment while building houses out of playing cards.
Interviewer: Where do you live?
Floof-Meister: I reside in Floofopolis, but vacation in California.
Interviewer: If you could have one wish, what would you wish for?
Floof-Meister: I'd wish for peace in the lives of all Floofs, but especially me.
Interviewer: Do you like me as more than a friend?
Floof-Meister: What the &#$% are you on??
Interviewer: Last question... what is a Floof?
Floof-Meister: Oops! Sponge bath is ready... gotta go.